life is just too fucking boring not to try
Aug. 7th, 2030 | 07:34 pm
FRIENDS ONLY
I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not.
Fic is public, and I really use LJ for anything else these days, but--
If you do want to be friends, please leave a comment here?
| you are beautiful because for you, politeness is instinctive, not a marketing campaign. i'm ugly because desperation is impossible to hide. |
| Film noir femme fatale who wandered into the wrong universe following the lure of dirty love songs and even filthier Dr Martens. |
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updated fic masterlist
Jan. 24th, 2019 | 03:55 pm
So I finally realised that I just have to get over it and make a masterlist that reflects my current fandoms, so ta-da! Here it is! My previous masterlist is here, (which has a lot of stuff on it), my tumblr fic is here, and my fic meme fills (of which there are many) are here.
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dear yuletide writer!
Nov. 3rd, 2012 | 08:41 pm
Hi hi hi! I'm excited, I'm sure you're awesome, and a disclaimer before I start: feel free to ignore everything I say here! I love things which surprise me, so if there is a story you have always wanted to write, just write it!
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i just can't think of england
Oct. 6th, 2012 | 11:24 pm
Elementary fic, Sherlock Holmes-centric, 1500 words, R. Set pre-series, warnings for drug addiction, mental illness, self-harm, and suicide. Thanks to 
gyzym, as ever, and guys, I just love this series so much already.
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offer the bomb to the wolves
Aug. 19th, 2012 | 10:30 pm
Teen Wolf fic, Peter Hale-centric, 2500 words, NC-17. Warnings for murder (including the murder of children), graphic descriptions of burn wounds, violence of all kinds, severe mental health issues, canonical character death, and Peter's mind-control of Lydia. Thanks to gyzym, who loves me even when I write stories as dark and fucked-up as this one. (Something you will shortly question, I'm sure.)
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gyzym, who loves me even when I write stories as dark and fucked-up as this one. (Something you will shortly question, I'm sure.)( Read more...Collapse )
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all you need to make a movie is a gun and a girl
Jul. 30th, 2012 | 03:04 am
James Bond-reboot fic, based on the Skyfall trailer, Q/Moneypenny, 4000 words, R. This is Q, Moneypenny sadly doesn't exist in the reboot yet, but, shockingly, I head-canon her to be Romola Garai. Thanks to gyzym, who read all of this, another fic based on a trailer, and somehow still manages to love me. (No idea how.) Trigger warnings for murder, bombs, and weaponry of all kinds, as well as an attempted mugging. You can judge me for writing this, because by this point I'm not even sure I care any more.
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gyzym, who read all of this, another fic based on a trailer, and somehow still manages to love me. (No idea how.) Trigger warnings for murder, bombs, and weaponry of all kinds, as well as an attempted mugging. You can judge me for writing this, because by this point I'm not even sure I care any more.( Read more...Collapse )
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broken fingertips on your hips
Jul. 21st, 2012 | 07:20 pm
The Hour fic, Freddie/Bel/Hector, 2k, R, Freddie was a soviet agent all along. For the AU FICATHON, and also for Sidonie, who gave me the prompt I requested, and for Isabel, who is always up for some spy shenanigans. Trigger warnings for murder and suicide, and expect more The Hour fic within about 48 hours!
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versus (or, it's time to choose sides now)
Jun. 28th, 2012 | 02:39 am
Community fic, co-written by gyzym and postcardmystery. Sequel to do not choose sides yet, which you will have to read or this won't make much sense. 2500 words, R, Troy/Abed and Jeff. Jeff parts by me, Troy parts by Jizzy. Abed does Richard Siken does Jeff and Troy; Jeff stuffs his heart back in and Troy finds he had his all along. (Trigger warnings for suicide and blood.)
This was the most fun I've had in ages, like, we wrote this in an hour. People I don't deserve, discuss.
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gyzym and postcardmystery. Sequel to do not choose sides yet, which you will have to read or this won't make much sense. 2500 words, R, Troy/Abed and Jeff. Jeff parts by me, Troy parts by Jizzy. Abed does Richard Siken does Jeff and Troy; Jeff stuffs his heart back in and Troy finds he had his all along. (Trigger warnings for suicide and blood.)This was the most fun I've had in ages, like, we wrote this in an hour. People I don't deserve, discuss.
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do not choose sides yet
Jun. 27th, 2012 | 02:52 am
Community fic, 2500 words, R. Abed does Richard Siken meta, and, as such, Abed and Jeff centric, but the next part will be Abed/Troy. Trigger warnings for suicide, (and visceral descriptions thereof), and physical child abuse. gyzym is to blame, by which I mean, love love love.
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your love is my scripture
Jun. 25th, 2012 | 12:52 am
Elementary fic, Sherlock Holmes/Joan Watson, R, 1500 words. Written for the Noir Ficathon for this prompt: No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality. Warnings for drug abuse, self harm, mental health issues, and bloody violence. Oh my God, all we have is a trailer, why am I like this, why.
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